Hey kiddies! This is my new Horror photograph, called SNAKE. This will be my $20 print for the month of May.

This photograph was shot on a set I made in my friend Mikal’s living room. The snake is a giant foam and latex prop. The baby is my little niece Thea.

The snake is 16 feet long, and was donated to me by my friends at Fright Catalog. When the snake arrived in the mail, it was painted with a traditional boa constrictor pattern. I took the snake to my friend Chico to see if he would be willing to repaint it in a more stylized manner. Chico is a local art star in my hometown of Kansas City. He specializes in zombie paintings. I am a big fan of his work, and spend most Monday nights at his studio watching obscure Horror films with him and his friends.
I asked Chico for his opinion on how we might re-stylize the snake. I told him that it should reflect the mind of a child. He suggested we repaint the snake as a giant argyle sock. I swooned with the brilliance of this suggestion and told him to do it.
I returned to Chico’s studio a couple of weeks later, and the snake was completely repainted in black and white, as you now see it in the photograph. Chico had intended to add another layer of color and texture, to make the snake more believable. I stopped him, though. I loved the crisp black and white because It completely reminded me of Tim Burton.
I added to the snake a pink tongue that I made out of sculpey and a wire hanger, and a pair of sawed-off deer antlers as fangs.
The snake had a wire armature built inside. I positioned the snake so that it’s body would mime the symbol for Eternity. The shadow of the snake on the floor was meant to suggest an Ouroboros, the ancient symbol depicting a serpent swallowing it’s own tail and forming a circle.
Now a lot of you are wondering what the hell did I do to that baby to get her to cry like that? The truth is: nothing at all. In fact, getting my happy niece Thea to cry was the hardest part of the shoot. She was having a ball pushing herself across the polished floor of my set. Every few seconds I had to jump up from behind the camera to reposition her. My sister Becky – Thea’s mom – was there for the shoot. After 45 minutes Thea was still cooing and playing on the floor. Becky left the room to call her husband (and my best friend) Felix to tell him the shoot was running long. Becky leaving the room finally put a dent in Thea’s sunny disposition. Becky came back into the room just as Thea was beginning to cry for her. Becky said I had 10 seconds to get my shot. I started to shoot like crazy as Becky counted out loud. As soon as she said “ten”, she swooped in and grabbed Thea. And that was it. Thea stopped crying, Becky was relieved, and I had my shot.
I want to thank my friend Matt Tady for helping me build and paint my set. The vent and the Welcome sign over it are my favorite details.

I want to thank my friend Damien Vela for helping me on the day of the shoot.
And I especially want to thank my friend and fellow photographer Peter Obetz for loaning me his camera and laptop to shoot this image.
The next image I’m working on is called BABYSITTER. My 13 year old daughter Arinna will be playing the babysitter, and Thea will be the baby. My friend Bob Barber, who recently played the part of the Devil for me, has been cast in the role of the escaped lunatic. Should be cool.
May 4, 2009 at 10:02 am |
Brilliant. I love the inside details about the snake’s shape & symbology.
Ordering mine now.
May 4, 2009 at 1:49 pm |
Ahhh! Thanks for explaining the symbology I probably wouldn’t have caught. That is a great image, absolutely GREAT!
May 4, 2009 at 2:17 pm |
This is great, i really like it. You do such beautiful work….
May 4, 2009 at 2:52 pm |
That’s so Tim Burtons corpse bride. I love it !
May 4, 2009 at 2:53 pm |
wow! Very nice! I was looking foreword for Joshua Hoffine! Thank you!
May 4, 2009 at 3:36 pm |
When you said Tim Burton I was reminded of the giant stop motion snake in Beetlejuice. Love the symbolism with the snake. Keep up the good work!
May 4, 2009 at 7:00 pm |
The picture came out great! Josh wasn’t kidding when he says the baby wouldn’t cry. That baby had no fear of the snake whatsoever and infact kept trying to eat the snake, hows that for irony.
May 5, 2009 at 9:06 pm |
Man Josh I love this picture! I would also love to own a snake like that
May 6, 2009 at 7:54 pm |
Wow ! Absolutely amazing.
You just went a few notches over Giger in my personnal all-time-favorite-horror-artist. Which is quite a compliment considering I discovered your artwork about 2 hours ago.
keep up the GREAT work.
May 7, 2009 at 1:07 pm |
I love this image. I always look forward to your newest pictures and reading the explanations and process you went thru to get these shots! Always intriguing!
May 21, 2009 at 10:05 pm |
Someone just sent me a link to your website, I’m a new fan! I LOVE it! So brilliant and so, so unsettling!
May 22, 2009 at 1:46 pm |
That is the best childhood photo ever. LOL. My favorite detail is the smoking vent.
May 23, 2009 at 7:16 pm |
Где то я это уже видел
May 24, 2009 at 5:14 pm |
Спасибо. То, что нужно ))
May 26, 2009 at 6:38 am |
Занятно. Подпишусь-ка я на RSS пожалуй
May 27, 2009 at 8:13 am |
Шрифт трудновато читается у вас на блоге
May 27, 2009 at 5:00 pm |
Занимательная интересная статья Да и в отличие от большинства других подобных советов воду в уши не льешь
May 28, 2009 at 1:17 pm |
Подписался на RSS, буду следить =)
May 29, 2009 at 7:39 am |
Просто замечательно – очень интересные мысли
May 29, 2009 at 3:22 pm |
Хм… даже такое бывает.
May 30, 2009 at 9:31 pm |
Я заметил, некоторые блоггеры любят провоцировать читателей, некоторые даже сами провокационные комменты оставляют сами у себя на блоге
May 31, 2009 at 10:56 am |
Отлично написано! Буду много думать…
June 1, 2009 at 9:35 am |
Зер гуд ставлю 5 балов.
June 1, 2009 at 6:34 pm |
Почему подписка еще бесплатная?
)
June 2, 2009 at 1:18 pm |
Как хорошо что удалось отыскать такой замечательный блог, и тем более отлично, что есть такие автора толковые!
August 7, 2009 at 9:49 pm |
It’s cool, but poor baby!
September 18, 2009 at 11:47 am |
Все очень здорово)))
October 1, 2009 at 5:21 pm |
Great stuff! Reminds me of a scene from the film ‘Beetlejuice.’ I enjoy both looking at your photographs and learning about your process(es).
October 18, 2009 at 4:02 pm |
Вопрос к автору блога, а вот у вас время у каждой статьи и в комментариях пишется… Это какое? Московское? Заранее благодарю за ответ.
October 28, 2009 at 8:20 pm |
Конечно же присоединяюсь к вышесказанному!
November 9, 2009 at 12:45 pm |
Конечно же присоединяюсь к вышесказанному!